Common lies you hear in Mumbai local trains

Mumbai local trains have created many liars... but what to do, the trains are so crowded and add to the daily stress. Here's a list of the common lies we get to hear. Do add to the list here in the comments section or post on Twitter with #trainlies #mumbai-localtrains.com

 1. “Oh Madam, zyaada smart nahi banneka. Mere pass FIRST class pass hai isliye iss compartment mein hoon. But I won’t show it to you. Jo karne ka hai karo!” (By some commuters who travel 1st class without valid pass.)

2. “Mujhe next station pe utarney ka hai isliye door pe khada hoon, mujhe koi shauk nahi hai idhar hawa khaaneka!” (By some commuters who travel in footboard of super-crowded trains only to get some air... don’t be fooled, they are not getting off until the last station!)

3. “Arre mera ticket mere husband ke pass hai, par woh gents’ compartment mein hai...” (by ladies who travel ticketless, however 50% times it’s genuine!)

4. “She pushed me.” (By the one who pushes you ahead and blames on someone else who blames someone else...)

5. “I am at Khar only, will reach Bandra in 5 minutes.” (By a commuter who just boarded the train from Andheri and whose friends are waiting for him at Bandra for 30 mins.)

3 comments:

bhaven said...

This is a nice one. Also, I didn't realize there would be a blog on the Mumbai local trains. I spent 7 years in Mumbai before shifting to Delhi and 6 yrs later, I don't miss it at all. All the best.

Bhaven (www.bhavenjani.photoshelter.com)

Anuradha Khanna Pentapalli said...

thank you bhaven! enjoy the mumbai life and d visit the blog again!

Ankita Sinha said...

Excellent.Enjoyed reading it.
Do check my blog too,its on travel
http://www.ankionthemove.com/